A man accused of groping an employee at a Pennsylvania fast food restaurant was arrested because he led police straight to him via a trail of curly fries. This absurdity took place Wednesday at an Arby's in Lancaster County when the perv got too friendly with a female employee who was giving him his order through the drive-thru window.
After the victim provided authorities with a description of the car, they located it outside of a motel in the area. That's where they saw the trail of fries and sauce, which led them straight to the room of James Cowan, 36. The Fitzgerald, Ga. native was charged with indecent assault and released. He'll return to court on Nov. 1.
Hopefully, this has taught him to not only consume all edible evidence, but to avoid crime altogether.
[via NBC New York]