Like a house that fell out of the sky on some Wizard of Oz tip, this Miami-style mansion is wildly out of place in Brooklyn, not only for its size, but its design asthetic. A far cry from a humble brownstones, this gaudy white waterside palace looks like somewhere a drug lord would bury his face in cocaine and stripper's crotches.
And we're not just saying that because this two-house complex has a bathroom bigger than our apartment. Although, it absolutely does. Other things it has that 99% of home owners in NYC will never have:
-15 bathrooms (WHY??)
- an outdoor kitchen
-a circular meditation room
-a guest house
It seems like we're not in Brooklyn anymore, but somehow, we are.