Tweeting is a fine art: if your tweets are lame, your follower count will be low, and you'll essentially be tweeting to an audience of one (just you.) If you're a good tweeter, you'll pick up your base and become Twitter famous, but remember, with great power, comes great responsibility—and you can't always blow your mistakes off by blaming them on a hacker. Take, for instance, some recent celebrities who have resorted to using the "hacker" excuse, when anyone with a brain can see right through the lie. Be better than them. Here are The Lamest Excuses for Twitter Hacks—be careful what you tweet, and trust no one.