Why isn't it the least bit surprising that a Florida woman would be arrested for stabbing her boyfriend in the eye for refusing sex? Vero Beach, Fla. resident La Crystal King-Woolfork reportedly came home on wasted on Sep. 26 seeking sex from her boyfriend. King-Woolfork, 28, brought a friend along with her and not even the sight of the two women performing oral sex on each other could entire King-Woolfork's boyfriend. 

After being turned down several more times, a frustrated King-Woolfork stabbed the man several times in the eye and shoulder, but he still managed to disarm and restrain her, as well as arrange a ride to the hospital. 

King-Woolfork has been charged with attempted murder despite arguing that she only struck her boyfriend with a candle holder because he punched her in the face. Obviously, the stab wounds contradicted her claims.

[via The Huffington Post]