Don't lie to the police, especially when it's so obvious that you're lying. Johnny Lee Fisher's claims that he had not smoked weed recently were contradicted by the weed crumbs that officers spotted in his beard.

Fisher, 35, was stopped in Orange County, Fla. last Sunday for driving recklessly and a trooper asked about the last time he smoked marijuana. He denied smoking weed, which prompted the trooper to inquire about the evidence in his beard. It didn't help that Fisher reeked of booze and was driving with a suspended license, either. The large amount of marijuana they found in his car was the nail in the coffin.

The troopers hauled Fisher off to jailwhere he belongs. 

[via The Huffington Post]