This is a long con; this strategy takes legendary stealth and extensive groundwork, but the pay off is worth it. If you are serious about loafing, and make enough money, outsourcing your own job is the end-game. Your company pays you $100,000 a year; you farm it out to a third-world company for $20,000 a year. Boom. You are getting paid $80,000 to do absolutely nothing. With all that free time you could freelance or moonlight with a second career while at work. Outsourcing your own job and still getting paid for it is The American Dream manifested. It was what our forefathers envisioned all those years ago.
Outsource Your Own Job
Nov. 4–5, 2017 in Long Beach, CAExclusive drops, one-of-a-kind art, and
riveting panels featuring André 3000
A$AP Ferg · Don C · Lonzo Ball and more
Performances by N*E*R*D · Gucci Mane
Young Thug · M.I.A. · A-TRAK
DJ Khaled · Jaden Smith and more