Historical Figures We Want to Get Turnt Up With

One: Jimi Hendrix.

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"If you could have a beer with any historical figure, who would it be?"

It's a time honored, road trip hypothetical that's been explored ad nauseam. And, quite frankly, we think the proposition is a bit flawed. If you're truly interested in understanding the psyche of society's transcendent figures, you can't just sip draft beer at Bennigan's and expect to learn something.

Instead, you have to funnel a six-pack with the archived character of your choice, slam a 24-ounce Monster Energy drink and hit the town Wheels. Fucking. Squealing. With that in mind, we've gathered some of the most epic personalities in history for a hypothetical, regret-soaked night out. So set aside, like, $10,000 for bail and get ready to show out with these 10 Historical Figures We Want to Get Turnt Up With.

Written by Sean Evans (@seanseaevans)

Theodore Roosevelt

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Marilyn Monroe

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Andrew Jackson

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Oscar Wilde

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Jimi Hendrix

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John F. Kennedy Jr.

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Catherine the Great

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James Dean

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Benjamin Franklin

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Napoleon Bonaparte

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