As seen on: Everybody Loves Raymond (CBS)
Portrayed by: Brad Garrett

This might be contentious because most people who've watched Everybody Loves Raymond have a soft spot for Robert, the big Care Bear of his police department. OK, Robby, your brother, Raymond, is the family favorite and gets all of your overbearing mother's attention and you're jealous. Say, how old are you now? In your 40s, you say? And a lieutenant? Yeah, you should have let all of that go a very, very long time ago.