As seen on: George Lopez (ABC)
Portrayed by: Belita Moreno

Everything about George Lopez sucked, including the titular man himself. But Benny—George's boozing, bitter mother on the show—sucked a little bit more.

You know that machine specfically made to launch high-speed footballs to NFL wide receivers in training camp? Benny was the human version of that, except the writers fed her insults to blitz upon Lopez and his family, minute after minute, night after night. The only direction her character needed was, "Stand on that 'X' over there and let the insults fly."