This day just keeps getting better. First the government opens back up for business, and now a Brooklyn resident is giving away his human-sized hamster wheel on Craigslist—and for free! Per the Craigslist ad:
FREE HUMAN SIZED HAMSTER WHEEL AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE PICK UP. CAN ACCOMODATE UP TO 200 LBS. FULLY FUNCTIONAL. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR HOUSES WITH SMALL CHILDREN OR ANIMALS. 50 LBS OF SHREDDED NEWSPAPER ALSO AVAILABLE.
I WILL NOT HAVE THIS IN MY HOUSE ANY LONGER.
TAKING APPOINTMENTS TO VIEW THE WHEEL THIS WEEK.
Why, you might be wondering, would this man give away his precious hamster wheel (which he built)? "I can’t make any friends anymore," he told Gothamist. "Any time I bring one of my friends over, there will be like a hamster wheel, like too much of a conversation piece. I can’t function as a normal human being anymore.”
We can see how that might be a problem.
[via Gothamist]
