Date: 12/11/2011
School: Monmouth College
Party girl(s): Five members of the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority

We've told you about the types of people you meet walking home from the bar, and, invariably, you'll meet the kleptomaniac, or kleptomaniacs as it were. Five members of Monmouth College's Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority were arrested in a Taco Bell parking lot (of course) after swiping Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus from a public nativity scene and scattering the stolen goods on their college president's lawn. Of all the things to get arrested for in college...SMH.