We're pretty sure that if Uncle Jack ever met up with Tommy, the pastel-loving preppy who gets his girl stolen by Nicolas Cage in 1983's Valley Girl, he'd shoot him. Right in the popped collar. Jack would probably like Bowen's character in Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill: Volume 1, named Buck (who, yes, likes "to fuck"), much better.
Michael Bowen, a.k.a. Uncle Jack