Movie: Independence Day (1996)
Who does the sonning? Captain Steven Hiller (Will Smith)
Who gets sonned? An alien
Context: At prime of his career, Will Smith was the ultimate smart-talking ass-kicker. That couldn't have been more evident than in Independence Day, where he guns down aliens with a stylish cigar in his mouth. His most hilarious takedown? The receiving end of "Welcome to Earth," a slimy creature in a spacecraft that eventually leads them into the Mothership. —Tara Aquino