Hella Bandwidth: The Week In Internet Foolishness

From the 300sandwiches.com to Rihanna's beef with Teyana Taylor.

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If I had to choose any three words to best summarize this unusual week on Al Gore's Internet, I'd go with "troll so hard." From sucking up via sandwich making and throwing shade through Instagram all the way to down to geriatric gyrations and grand displays of douchiness, so much of this week was all about "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" Well, we looked and now I'd like to opine on what we've seen. Spoiler alert: I'm already thinking about Christmas shopping, so many of you are going to get a muzzle, some self-esteem, plus some water to pour over every web-connected electronic device you own. Thank me later.

Michael Arceneaux is a Houston-bred, Howard-educated writer. For more funny, visit The Cynical Ones.

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