You think of college as four year's worth of Burning Man with credit hours and a football team. But given your age and propensity towards drunk texting, you're liable to humiliate yourself if you don't exercise some restraint. Campus life is not a LMFAO video, and there are consequences for your actions *Aunt Mertle voice*. Today, Complex gives back by taking away with The 10 Types of Girls in College You Shouldn't Sleep With. You'll thank us later.