Tonight, at 10 P.M., Eastbound & Down returns for the show's final season. After faking his death in an effort to let go of his major league dreams and start a quieter life with wife April and their child in last season's finale, Kenny Powers (Danny McBride) is back! With Kenny seemingly done with the game of baseball, The People's Champion is once again jonesing for the money and fame, and he's determined to get it by any means necessary.
As a retired athlete, Powers is art imitating life for some former baseball players who struggled to stay on the straight and narrow after their playing days are done. But, believe it or not, the man with "an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist" can behave so much worse. So, to give The Shelby Sensation something to strive for in season four, here is 10 Ratchet MLB Player Retirements That Kenny Powers Should Put to Shame.
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