Username: @Shaq
Followers: 7,600,000 +

Before you even try me, Shaquille O'Neal has a certified platinum rap album and a gold-selling follow-up. He can't really rap worth a good damn, but he is technically a rapper all the same. And to be fair, "Biological Didn't Bother" wasn't so bad. His Twitter bio is another story, though. I'm assuming it's like "old man funny," which is cool if you're into that sort of thing. I'm not.