Most artist Twitter bios are invitations for us to buy something, or in certain case's, book the act themselves. However, there are a few emcees and rapper-adjacents out there who try to insert a little creativity into their Twitter bios. Some work, and others, not so much. More times than not, though, they just look silly. The reasons may vary, but they are ridiculous all the same. Here's a look at the guiltiest parties. Spoiler: Pray for me, members of Crime Mob. I'm a work in progress.