Beer is a beautiful creation that is one of the few alcoholic drinks you can pound down six of during dinner (Vodka straight with a burger is really not a thing) and still be a socially acceptable human being. Meanwhile, Gymnastics is an exciting aerobic sport that the Russians and Chinese dominate. Sensing any similiarities? Neither do we. Which is why keg stands make no sense. Doing a handstand while two frat boys bruise your ankles as you choke down bee is a college rite of passage that still goes over our heads. We're just warning you now: gravity is not on your side and that beer is headed straight to your nose. But you're going to do it anyway. The chug chants are just too tempting.