Remember how quickly your idea to get vodka involved with Scrabble was shut down? Drinking is so integral to this game it prevents your friends from contemplating an intervention and it should be fun. But when you're 20 minutes in, and you've yet to make one shot, what little hand-eye coordination has been forfeited to your body's attempt to remain upright and now your song came on and  all you just want to do is a mock-Miley booty pop? That's when beer pong loses its charm.