Media Take Out: The Most Ratchet Headlines of August

All the news that's NOT fit to print.

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The blog-style gossip site Media Take Out, which launched in 2006, is notoriously known for inciting celebrity drama. And as the most visited urban website in the world, readers constantly demand slanderous dirt (read: shade) on A-listers. The most fascinating part about the online gabfest, however, is its unique approach to crafting headlines. Never before has a web entity appropriated such a distinct (read: ratchet) style and voice. Here, we recap the best headlines of August.

Actress Meagan Good Steps Out Wearing Some LEGGINGS . . . And She Had A BIG OLE CAMELTOE!!

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Steve Harvey's Wife Was Looking REAL RATCHET At Last Night's HOODIE Awards . . . Steve KNEW IT . . . And Had An Embarrassed Look On His Face!!!

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NOW WE'RE NOT TRYING TO START NO MESS . . . But Why Is BEYONCE Staring LONGINGLY At Justin Timberlake . . . Like She Wanna Have His Babys And Name Them RED, YELLOW, And GREEN!!!

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CIARA Stepped Out Yesterday Wearing A SEE-THROUGH BLOUSE . . . She PROUDLY SHOWED OFF . . . Them TIDDAYS That 50 Cent BOUGHT FOR HER!!!

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LOVE AND HIP HOP NY Drama . . . A NEW GIRL Just Joined The Cast . . . And She PUNCHED ERICA MENA IN HER EYE!!!

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SHOCK IMAGE!!! Woman SUPER GLUED Her COOCH . . . Then Uploaded The Pics Onto INSTAGRAM!!

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Rihanna STEPS OUT For The First Time With Her NEW SHORT HAIR . . . We Can't Tell What's POPPIN OUT MORE . . . Her BRA-LESS TIDDAYS . . . Or Her FOREHEAD!!!

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Would You LOOK AT THAT . . . Guess Which HOLLYWOOD ACTOR . . . Is That Latest Celeb To Get Inside Supermodel Naomi Campbell's HOT POCKET!! Hint - He's WHITE . . . Wait . . . That's NOT HELPFUL

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LMAOOOOOOO!!! Kanye West Is A MESS . . . It's Because Of Him . . That Boys Are On Instagram DOING THIS F**KERY!!!

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Love And Hip Hop Star SCRAPPY Gets DRUNK In The Skrip Club . . . And TRICKS OFF HIS CHILD SUPPORT MONEY!!

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Now That RAVEN IS OUT WITH IT . . . It Looks Like TALK SHOW HOST Michael Strahan MIGHT BE NEXT . . . The Man Was On TV Wearing HOOKER BOOTS Like His Name's CIARA!!!

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WHOOPS!! Actress Sienna Miller Has A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION . . . Paparazzi 'ACCIDENTALLY' Got A Pic Of Her BOOBAGE!!

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RATCHET!!! Amber Rose Is Getting MARRIED TODAY . . . And We Got Pics Of Her TWERKING IN HER WEDDING DRESS!!!

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We May Have Found The Most RATCHET HAIRCUT That We've Ever Encountered . . . The Barber Who DID THIS . . . Needs To Have His Clippers BURNED AT THE STAKE!!!

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MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: It POPPED OFF BACKSTAGE At The VMAs . . . . Robin Thicke's Wife PAULA PATTON 'ATTACKS' Miley Cyrus!!!

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WTF?????? Kanye West Has A New BUMPER STICKER On His Mercedes . . . Them Kardashian's Got The Man BRAINWASHED!!!

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Trinidad James Goes FULL BLOWN TRANSEXUAL???? The Popular Rapper . . . Is Now Rockin A MINI SKIRT!!!

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MTO SHOCK GRAPHIC PICS!!! The Cameras 'ACCIDENTALLY' Snap A Pic Up Actress Demi Moore's SKIRT . . . And Her P**ZY IS WRINKLED!!! Can You BOTOX Down There??

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Tyga And His BIG BOOTY BABYS MAMA Went Shopping At BABYS R US . . . And Chyna DOES NOT Look Like A Circus FREAK!!!

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WELP . . Keyshia Cole Is Back To LOOKING RATCHET . . . We Hope That Means Her MUSIC WILL BE BETTER!!

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AWWW SH*T . . . It's Going Down!!! A Brotha HACKED Into Kris Jenner's Account . . . STOLE $70K From Her!!

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ATLANTA HOUSEWIVES' NeNe Leakes Husband FINALLY Gets A JOB . . . This Is Now The FIRST TIME HE'S WORKED . . . Since The Show Started!!!

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Remember That LIL FREAK Sisqo From The Group DRU HILL . . . Well He Was Performing At The SKRIP CLUB . . . When The Urge CAME OVER HIM . . . And . . . !!!

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WHOOPS!!! Beyonce ACCIDENTALLY Puts Pics Of Her OLD NOSE On Her Website . . . And The Old Nose Is THREE TIMES The Size Of Her NEW NOSE!!

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MTO EXCLUSIVE SHOCK PICS: We Now Have UNQUESTIONABLE EVIDENCE . . . That NBA Superstar LEBRON JAMES . . .Got A LIL D**K!!

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WHAT THE FREAK????? Rapper TI's 17 Year Old STEP DAUGHTER . . . Posts Pic On Instagram . . . With Her HINDQUARTERS HANGING OUT!!!

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YIKES!!! Have Y'all Ever Seen R&B Singer Kelly Rowland SMILE . . . The Chick Sure Got A WHOLE LOTTA GUMS!!!

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Terrence Howard's EX-WIFE Claims That He SUCKER PUNCHED HER . . . And Check Out Her BLACK EYE!!!

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LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!! The Struggle Is REAL Y'all . . . Look How Some Guy . . . TIPPED A SKRIPPER When His POCKETS WERE LIGHT!!!

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YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE HOOD . . . When . . . The ICE CREAM TRUCK In Your Neighborhood Looks Like THIS!!!

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YIKES!!! Look How OLD Oprah's Boyfriend STEDMAN Is Now . .. He Looks Like He's ALMOST READY TO BE PUT IN A HOME!!

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MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: We Got GRAPHIC PICS . . . Of One Of The Castmembers Of The VH1 Show BLACK INK . . . GIVING TOP!!!

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Fantasia Steps Out On The Red Carpet SHOWING OFF HER STOMACH . . . BAD IDEA . . . Cause Her STOMACH AND BACK Are Full Of STRETCH MARKS!!

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In This LATEST INSTALLMENT OF BOOTY TRICKS . . . A RATCHET Will Try To HOLD UP A FULL SIZE TOWEL . . . Using JUST HER BOOTY CHEEKS!!!

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We Think It's GOOD That Women Are Getting More CREATIVE With Their WEAVES . . . But There Is A FINE LINE Between CREATIVITY . . . And RATCHETIVITY!!!

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MILLION DOLLAR P**ZY!!!! We Got TOPLESS PICS Of Nicki Minaj . . . And Her Boobs Are KRAY!!!

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Chris Brown Is Photo'd On The Set Of NICKI MINAJ'S New Video . . . Chris Is SMOKING CIGARETTES . . . And SIPPIN' LEAN!!!

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R&B Singer Ciara Has An ACCIDENT . . . She 'FORGETS' To Wear Pannies . . . And That Paparazzi Take A Pic UP HER SKIRT!!

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WHAT THE FREAK????? Paula Patton's Husband ROBIN THICKE . . . Was Caught STICKING HIS FINGER . . . In The NEXT CHICK'S BOOTY!!!

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Mathew Knowles Mother Claims He's A DEADBEAT DAD . . . She Sent Us This STATEMENT . . . About How He's Not PAYING FOR THEIR SON!!

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