Smearing feces across your girlfriend's back definitely sends a message—one of ultimate spite. Jacob Kuhn, 32, was arrested in Brooksville, Fla. Saturday night after grabbing a handful of shit and rubbing it on his significant other's back during an argument.
Kuhn ran away from the home they share, but his girlfriend wasn't about to let something that foul slide. She called police, who arrested him and charged him with domestic battery as soon as he came home.
Per Gawker, smearing shit on people might not be the worst thing Kuhn has done. He's been arrested for violating probation, driving with a suspended license, battery, property damage and DUI. It still ranks pretty high on the list of God-awful things you can do, though.