Feast your eyes on the latest dating site and reason to loathe the world. It's called iwouldbangyou.com.
Here's the long and short of it: You create a profile, add some photos to it, peruse for people you're attracted to and begin your journey to bang them. Still, the site promises that it's deeper than its concept and crude name:
Despite the offensive web address, I Would Bang You is a dating site at it's heart. This is the 21st Century, and all the kids these days are banging each other before they start dating. Get off my lawn.
Au, contraire. People have been misrepresenting their looks online since the tiny, skewed avatar days of Xanga. While there's some truth to the notion that people don't date anyone they aren't physically attracted to, it's also true that people date others they may have no interest in sleeping with and wind up being pleasantly surprised in more than one area.
This site is a Venus Fly Thirst Trap. Watch it be successful, though. In the words of 2Pac, "Say there ain't no hope for the youth but the truth is, it ain't no hope for the future." And that was 20 years ago.
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