Hella Bandwidth: The Week in Internet Foolishness

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Donald Trump couldn't resist the urge to be himself (aka a jackass) on 9/11, a day that ought to be about reflection in which everyone lends their thoughts and respect to those who lost their loved ones on that horrific day. If any retailer has couth on its clearance rack, let me know and I'll be happy to buy some and send Donald's way. I'll get some for you, too, AT&T, for your "Happy 9/11" esque tweet that hawked your phone. But you know, at least they apologized for their insensitivity.

The "Worst Twerk Fail EVER - Girl Catches Fire" video, which went viral, has since been proven to be a prank orchestrated by late night host Jimmy Kimmel. Not to be outdone, there are other videos of Kimmel getting New York Fashion Week attendees to gag over designers that don't exist and a similar stunt for iPhone fanatics. All hail King Kimmel.

Azealia Banks may think her Twitter antics aren't damaging to her career, but even her most ardent fans [waves] are increasingly thinking in unison, "Girl, would you please cut it out?" But she won't stop 'cause she can't stop. Case in point, this week's Azealia Banks' beef is with Gawker. After she took her shot online, the writer behind the article that spurred her antics, Rich Juzwiak, tweeted back, "Baby, I have so much sex it's disgusting."

Although Mister Cee placed himself in danger and in the position to be publicly humilated time and time again due to his own battles with denial, far too many judgmental people online were dismissive of the factors at hand. It's cute for people in positions of privilege to profess that one just "be free," but for a black man in hip-hop, there isn't exactly a lot of safe havens for men not strictly into vaginal sex. That's why I love this tweet so much because it calls out people not even comfortable with showing their acne scars on Instagram trying to tell Mister Cee to willingly deal with prejudices they will never have to contend with personally. So you know, shut up, and try empathy once and awhile. That, more than anything else, gives folks like Mister Cee a better chance at "freedom."

You can listen to the Mister Cee radio interview here.

Rick Ross gave TMZ a dose of their own medicine, rolling up on a cameraman to inform "Hervis" aka Harvey Levin that he better play his damn album. The camera guy seems to be down with the stunt, though, asking if he can joing Maybach Music Group. And somehow, the convo turned into a discussion on why black people call their BBQs "cookouts" and white people refer to them as "BBQs." I think that's more of a regional thing than it is racial, but whatever, now I'm hungry.

Keyshia Cole offered Michelle Williams a half-apology over the insult she hurled at her in relation to her role in Beyoncé's Super Bowl performance. Michelle Williams accepted it, though Keyshia was quick to ask if she was going to acknowledge that she threw shade at her first. Listen, Keysh, I get it and don't doubt that the holiest member of DC3 might have sneak dissed you. Still, when you say you're sorry for something, it should be independent of whatever you think prompted your behavior. You're welcome.

Last week, K. Michelle uploaded an image of Tamar Braxton's Love and War album on Instagram and encourage her followers to buy it. You would think that would've ended their reported "beef." Then Tamar Braxton took more shots at K. Michelle during her interview with The Breakfast Club. K. Michelle played civil on Twitter initially, but then unleashed, writing: "Don't worry about my album sales, worry about finding ur original face! My sales are REAL, nothing political ALL HARD WORK. You keep throwing rocks at me and then u run and hide behind Vince's man boobs! U not above getting checked shady boots! I'm really just trying to stay positive and live my life. I bought the album 2supprt her and everything. I don't get it. But I'm the bulley. Now stop coming for me. There's enough room for everybody! Just shut up and sing!"

Two teenage girls have been arrested and are facing animal cruelty charges after placing a cat in a microwave and posting the video on Twitter. The kitten, now being called Miracle, isn't dead, but the two 15-year-old girls are going to have to watch their backs for the rest of their lives because I'm pretty sure PETA is coming for that ass.

The event that preceded the now quasi-historic Hot 97 interview in which Mister Cee acknowledged that he has had sexual activity with transvestites and transgendered women was a YouTube clip featuring audio of Mister Cee and a drag queen by the name of Bimbo Winehouse going viral. Bimbo was responsible for that, and a quick glance at his timeline proved how proud of himself he was for his act. Case in point, this one retweet that congratulates Bimbo and suggests he flip this clip into some kind of Kardashian-like empire. Okay, one, if you think slurping some DJ and sharing it with the Internet makes you a Kardashian, you're a delusional, attention-whoring, twisted somebody. Secondly, if at this point you still think a sextape is all it took for Kim Kardashian to pop, you're an idiot.

Gucci Mane earned a Lifetime Achievement Award in trolling for his hours-long Twitter rant in which he called out rappers like Waka Flocka, Rocko, Young Jeezy and Rick Ross, and claimed he had sex with Nicki Minaj and infamous stripper (and Tyga's baby mama) Blac Chyna. He's since deleted his Twitter, been dropped by Atlantic records, and claimed that he was hacked.Whatever, Gucci.

In midst of all that roasting that came of his rant, the best goes to Nicki Minaj for those now deleted tweets: "May God strike me dead if I ever had sex wit that man. Lmfaoooooooooo. N**** da way ya #ugliness is set up #BubbaGump #crackhead. Jesus strike me dead right now if I ever had sex with this animal." Then she said he needed help and that he called her apologizing. I'm still laughing, though.