It doesn't matter how desperate you are, don't ever let anyone fool you into paying nearly $1,300 for a 100-square-foot apartment. Douglas Elliman Real Estate, hoped the glowing description of this South Harlem apartment ("large, east facing windows allowing for robust sunlight") would help sell this $1,275 one-person cell:
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By yesterday evening, the listing had been taken down. This proves that not even colorful writing can sell someone on a pathetically small apartment.
[via Gawker]
