I've been playing Grand Theft Auto V  for the better part of a week now and you know what? That shit is boring.

Like bordering on Sims boring. I guess I was too busy running over hookers with cement mixers, but this is the truth. Cool, you can go shopping. Everyone loves shopping.Thanks to College Humor we can finally take the time to realize just exactly what kind of a self centered monster we all really are. In a week awash with GTA parodies, this one is kind of perfect.

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