There has to be sufficient warning against taking too many Viagra pills, right? Like, there's definitely a warning against that, right? Gentil Ramirez's desire to thrill his wife with an erection took a painful turn for the worst last week when the erection sustained for several days before he decided that seeking medical attention was the best course of action. 

Ramirez, who hails from Gigante, Colombia (we're dead serious), horrified doctors with his inflamed, gangrenous penis. They were forced to operate to prevent the infection from spreading to other areas of his body. Though it was originally reported they were forced to amputate his penis, Colombian newspaper La Nacion says this is not true.

Regardless, Ramirez is in a sensitive state of recovery. Our advice: Avoid the Viagra. Not contracting an nasty infection will impress your wife.

[via The Huffington Post]