The Funniest Missed Connections on Craigslist From September

It's a fine line between love and thirst.

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Regret, don't you hate it? We all do. So, why do we always find ourselves not going up to the cute girl walking past us, even though we know we'll be kicking ourselves later on for not doing so? We've all been there, and we've all sat around for hours afterward, thinking of the perfect thing we would have said to the girl—but in life, there are rarely second chances. Luckily, there is a little thing called Missed Connections: it's a category on Craigslist that lets you post a description about the one who got away (they're actually the one you let get away, but that's beside the point), in hopes that they'll see the posting, and recognize you're talking about them, all in the name of that second chance. But even though some of these missed connections are romantic and sweet, some are just plain weird, creepy, and thirsty. Here are the Funniest Missed Connections on Craigslist From September.

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Hella Faded Doing Charity

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Sweat On Your Face

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Tasty

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Paranoid

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What Was That Last Part?

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I'M LOOKING AT YOU NOW

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YOU LEFT, aka "I'M LOOKING AT YOU NOW—PART DEUX"

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Tushy Tuesday

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Grab That Cookie Again, Baby

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You Might Need Some Pepto

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It's Probably the Latter

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Nymph

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On Second Thought, Just Respond If You Have Blue Hair

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Jesus is My Wingman

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Coked Up Latina

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