Technological advancement and innovation gives the world, and especially us priveleged 'Muricans, constant access to information. Unfortunately for us priveleged 'Muricans, 95 percent of it is irrelevant. Your coworker's tweets about why she's still #teamchrisbrown, news anchors discussing Kanye West's girlfriend's baby, and any time Miley Cyrus moves her butt—all information you could've lived without.
Don't worry, we're here to weed out the unecessary and educate you on exactly what you need to know about this great nation. We deliver only the most vital: how many McDonalds exist in a 10 mile radius of your neighborhood, the best states to celebrate 4/20 in, and the states with the least attractive residents (cuffing soon is fast approaching). Here are 20 maps that reveal everything you need to know about the United States. We apologize in advance to Texans.
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Never go to Oregon
It's The Sound of the Police
North Carolina, C'mon and Raise Up
Jenny Craig Is Your Friend
Yellow Fever
In and Out, FTW!
Your College Degree is Irrelevant
Border Patrol
The United State of Golden Arches
JailBait
The Most Terrifying Image You Will See Today
Internet Speed By State
Seriously, Texas?
Kendrick already let us know the move. And your cough really is getting worse.
16 and Pregnant...and Southern
The Country Has Spoken
Pac Was Right
Texas and its Lies
Way to Redeem Yourself, Texas
Poor Ohio
Emmaland: Popular Girl Names of 2012
United by Laughter: Comedians by Their Birth State
One of These Things is Not Like the Others
Land of the STD
What's in a Name?
