Nothing makes the first semester of the school year memorable like a former professor's public meltdown. One-time Penn State University Andrew Bergstein professor reportedly put on a show at the campus Panera Bread this afternoon for dropping trou and wiping his ass in public:

Our source adds: "It happened at about 1:30pm, and it was beside the Beaver ave entrance and I left because I thought he would do something crazy. I'm not entirely sure if the police was called."

Pre-med student Gabriel De León passed the news along to BroBible, adding that this is the same ex-professor who got into an explosive argument with a campus preacher. This dude is tanking on some Michael Douglas, Falling Down shit. Someone needs to step in and intervene.

In the meantime:

[via BroBible]