College go-to: Hot Pockets
Adult upgrade: Homemade calzones
The average college student uses a microwave four times a day.* Therefore Hot Pockets, those delicious, steamy snacks, became your campus staple. You have risen above this. There is an oven and a stove in your apartment for a reason. Bake a calzone, the grown man's Hot Pocket, and revel in your newfound adulthood.
*This is a rough estimate, but it sounds accurate, right?