Buy It Now: $50

Germaphobes rejoice. To this point, you've mostly only had water-based toothbrush cleaners to indulge your Howard Hughes-style obsession with staying germ-free. Now you can zap germs into oblivion with this nifty UV light. Not only does this high-tech bacteria killer eliminate 99.9 percent of those pesky germs, but the cool, modern-arty design will make your girl forget that you are unhinged enough to buy what is essentially an anti-germ ray gun.