The Worst YouTube Tutorials

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This guy spent, like, four minutes explaining the terms associated with the ukulele, and spent five seconds on what he wanted us to learn: how to play the C chord. He didn't even show us what notes make a C chord, he just played it. That's it. If this was unintentional, then we'd let it slide a little bit, but if he really thinks this is a good tutorial, note to the the dude in question: you should reconsider doing ukulele tutorials (or at least rename the title of your tutorials.)

"Oh, I'm supposed to tell them how to do it!" he says.

Yeah, dude, you are. What's most surprising about this video is that the guy actually completes the Rubiks Cube with several seconds to spare. Here it looked as if he had no idea of what he was doing. Sorry we ever doubted you, man.

Why would you want to do this anyways? Seriously. Why would someone want to learn how to blow an egg out of a shell? Blowing an egg out of its shell seems like a crazier effort than peeling one. Even the videos where people sucessfully blow an egg out of its shell just look pointless. Even if we did want to learn, this the girl doesn't even show us how it's supposed to be done.

We totally agree with one of the video's commenters who said that the girl "looks like she is being told what to do at gun point." There's this lost, deer-in-the-headlights look that she constantly gives the camera, that makes us wonder if she knows what she's doing (spoiler alert: she doesn't.) But hey—at least she tries to mix two songs together on the spot.

(Looking at you, Mr. Guetta.)

Each step this guy attempts to break down isn't even matched to the video clip its supposed to, which, you know, is kind of necessary for a video in general, let alone a tutorial. Hey, at least the dude can do some incredible frontflips. He even does us a favor by adding a clip where he messes up a landing—which (we think) was supposed to inspire us to keep going, even when we mess up. Becoming a frontflip master isn't an overnight process. Thanks for that, man. Now, if you could make a proper frontflip tutorial, we'll be good to go.

If this were a real tutorial, the girl providing instructions would not be spraying room fragrance spray into the other girl's hair (plus, we seriously doubt that the other girl would be cool with that.) The video does make for a few laughs, though, which when considering the name of the user that uploaded the video, "Cheap Smoke Comedy," it was probably their goal. Nice troll, ladies.

Man, this sucks: this girl actually loses some of her hair after trying to teach viewers how to use a curling iron. Fortunately, it's not too too bad. It could've been a lot worse. But, it looks like this girl should probably check out a few other hair curling iron tutorials before creating another one of her own.

First off, this girl's enthusiasm for teaching other people how to do some cup trick is awesome (even though, you know, she's not really doing that great of a job.) Keep at it: we have faith that you'll become a hand-clapping, cup-tapping, cup-flipping master one day.

(cough-cough)

PAUSE: How are you going to tell us how to successfully survive Zombies on Black Ops 2 when you die within three minutes?

We didn't even care to check out the remaining 29 minutes that were left because of that (just kidding, we did). Dude makes it pretty far—and does a good job—but it's really not much more of a tutorial as it is a guy cussing out zombies and saying really weird things. If you don't learn anything from this video, at least you'll get a few laughs out of this psycho. Know anyone like this?