13. Jon Gosselin
As seen on: Jon & Kate Plus 8 (2006-2009)
We're all for "don't judge a book by its cover," except when that book is a recently divorced male and the cover he's been sewn into is an Ed Hardy T-shirt. No disrespect to Christian Audigier—the clothing line just attracts jerks. Case-in-point: Jon Gosselin, who, after splitting with the mother of his eight children, proceeded to socialize on yachts dressed head to toe in the then-trendy brand.
There are a number of quality reasons for branding Gosselin a lousy approximation of a human being—ditching his family in favor of bleached blonde floozys and yacht cavorting is the biggest—but there's something about a desperate man in his 30s flexing in Ed Hardy that's especially unforgivable.