As seen on: Teen Mom 2 (2011-2013)

Jenelle Evans has made a lot of questionable decisions during her time as a reality television star, most of them related to drug use and her ability to be a fit parent for her child. But it's one particular episode of Teen Mom 2 that earned her a spot in the hall of infamy for reality stars. In this 2012 episode, Jenelle is facing a tough decision. She has to choose between a 16-day stint in jail for drug charges or a year-long probation with frequent drug tests. Her lawyer proposes both options to her, and she’s ready to go with the former.

That is, until she realizes that the court dates conflict with a Ke$ha concert that she has tickets to, and she can’t miss that because she’s already spent money on clothes, hotels, and feather extensions for her hair in preparation. Also, Ke$ha is her “idol” who she watches on YouTube “30 times a day,” instead of, you know, taking care of her child. Youth really is wasted on the young.