There are some people who like to spend their anonymity pestering public people—recording artists, media folks, movie stars, reality stars, and the Internet famous—and get their jollies off. T-Boz might have said ain't nothing wrong with making it feel good, but there's got to be better ways to masturbate. Stop soiling yourself by acting like a punk behind the computer screen towards people you know damn well you wouldn't approach without a Wi-Fi connection.
4. You're A Troll