Listen, cute for you that you would dedicate your life to a singer who charges you hundreds of dollars to take a picture with them in a poorly lit room, but not everyone wants to be subjected to your praise and worship on their Twitter feeds. Sometimes this a simple case of boredom and/or longing for something that goes away with age and a hobby, other instances suggest it leads to a fate similar to that of Yolanda Saldivar. Good luck to your obsessive selves, but y'all gotta go.
3. You're An Overzealous Stan