Everyone could stand for a little inspiration, but if you're as deep as a wad of spit on scalding sidewalk, you need to shut your faux Rafiki, Deepak Chopra, and Master Splinter ass the hell up. You're hoping on a hot trend—fauxtivational speaking—with a bucket of cold water. Relax, relate, and release that energy towards something you're good at—whatever that is.
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