Location: East Rutherford, NJ
Current teams: New York Giants, New York Jets
It's not called Giants Stadium so the Jets win, and G-Men fans are calling it the best thing that's happened to their team since Eli so the Giants win, too (wait, did we really mean to type that?). Anyway, it's brand new and shiny, and incorporates design elements from European football stadiums. The coolest part for non-New Yorkers? It's hosting the Super Bowl in 2014, so all the bigwigs and deep pockets will be freezing their asses off while you're watching the game in the comfort of your own home.