Um, unless the staff at your local bar looks like this, then go to work, young Clooney. Yowzah! In all seriousness, if you're piping multiple employees at any reputable business, you're spending wayyy too much time there. This is a principle you can apply to your experience at Chipotle, Whole Foods, and Best Buy, too. If the counter chick at Dunkin' Donuts is eyeballing you for not texting her back, you will find a severed rat's head in your Caramel Coolatta. Drink responsibly, but boink responsibly as well.