Bars, real bars, are about meeting people; you need another "buddy" like you need a hole in the head. If you move into an apartment, walk around the corner to the local drinkery and see what appears to be a fantasy football draft party, then it's time to renogotiate the terms of your lease. We'd rather get drunk snorting hand sanitizer than listen to this table of Greg's talk about old episodes of Seinfeld until last call.