Sex, According to Urban Dictionary

The online resource seems to be confused about how sex works, so we did them a solid and cleared things up.

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Sex can be confusing. There are a number of puzzle pieces to contend with, and you're left to cobble them all together in attempt to make something great in the dark. Sometimes it really works, and other times, it's just an awkward, sweaty smashing of bodies.

If you're experiencing the latter, Urban Dictionary might be to blame. A perusal through the online resource reveals some people are confused about how sex works. What goes where, and when, and WHAT IS THAT APPENDAGE CALLED? If you consult Urban DIctionary, you may never know. Leave your carnal knowledge at the door: this is Sex, According to Urban DIctionary. 

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"Horny Phrases"

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A Present?

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Close But No Cigar

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Do Not Try At Home

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I Got Five On It

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On the Juice

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Hibernation

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This One Time, At Band Camp

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Stop: Hammer Time

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Man or Myth?

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Free with Purchase

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Knight Me

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So Lost

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T-Rex Sex

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Hot Pocket

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Pronounced like quiche?

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"Having So Much Pleasure"

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A Kinky Portmanteau

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Gut Check

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So Sweet

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Like an Umbrella

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TMI

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So Complex

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Oral Pregnancy

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Get Dirty While Getting Clean

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