The Statue Of Liberty. The Empire State Building. Broadway musicals. If you're a tourist, you make a point of visiting them. If you've lived in New York all your life, why would you bother? By now it's probably too late anyway; you've known since you were a kid, and know that there are far more interesting places to check out in the city. Besides, even if you had a desire to see the standby tourist attractions, you couldn't risk being seen in line with a bunch of goofy tourists; that's the kind of thing that could damage a native New Yorker's rep.
9. You're never tempted by tourist spots.