It's a question that has plagued humanity for centuries: How many times can an asshole trust fund kid frat boy who is a meme embodied use the term "slampiece" in a single email? Luckily for us all, someone sent Jezebel the answer this past weekend. Apparently, the following is a real-life email that one dude sent to his fraternity listserv, in hopes of starting his own hedge fund so he can get rich and "work close with a slampiece." You know, the American dream.
Jezebel, in good taste, has chosen to keep the identity of this classy dude anonymous, but writer Anna Breslaw assures us: "This a real-life email from a person who is not Sack Lodge from Wedding Crashers, but an actual human being who has numerals at the end of his name. I have taken to The Google and found out who his father is; it is not a surprise."
The email, in full:
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...aaaaaaand we just lost our faith in humanity a little. How many polo shirts with popped collars do you think this guy wears at once?
[via Jezebel]
