Although you might not have an eHarmony or OkCupid profile, you've probably tried online dating before. It can be as subtle as sending a poke on Facebook, or as direct as swimming in a girl's DMs. You've been trying to pull a date (or more) off an online interaction. But no matter how sweet your game might be in a Facebook message, if you can't back it up in real-life, you're screwed. Or not getting screwed. Either way, be happy that you're single, and actually out in the streets mingling—and, no, the e-streets don't count.