Typically, the images from the New York City subway that stand out are the gross ones. Despite being elegant, this one isn't any less ridiculous. On Saturday night, Matt Doyle caught this man having a private dinner while riding on the D train near 18th Avenue. Doyle told Gothamist that the had just finished feasting on a plate noodles, which he devoured with "a paper napkin tucked into his shirt." 

The only thing he's missing is a nice Chianti...and a date. Maybe next Saturday.

[via Gothamist]