Soccer fans should love this.
Tien Mao of Gothamist peeped this map, courtesy of NBC Sports, that reimagines New York City neighborhoods as Premier League teams. For example, Times Square has been transformed into Manchester City and the Upper East Side is now the Upper East Side. Battery Park becomes Chelsea FC—as Gothamist notes, they missed the obvious "Chelsea to Chelsea" connection—and Sunderland represents the Bronx.
As the map advises, keep calm and pick a side. Just don't fight about it.