Director: Quentin Tarantino
Co-stars: Michael Cera
Plot synopsis: Sensing that Michael Cera is in a creative rut, Oprah calls on Quentin Tarantino to remake the Coen Brothers’ classic Barton Fink, with Cera playing John Turturro's role, and Oprah in John Goodman’s position as "helpful" neighbor.
Tagline: She’ll show you the life of the mind.
Will most likely win an Oscar for: Best Unnecessary Remake