Regret, don't you hate it? We all do. So, why do we always find ourselves not going up to the cute girl walking past us, even though we know we'll be kicking ourselves later on for not doing so? We've all been there, and we've all sat around for hours afterward, thinking of the perfect thing we would have said to the girl—but in life, there are rarely second chances. Luckily, there is a little thing called Missed Connections: it's a category on Craigslist that lets you post a description about the one who got away (they're actually the one you let get away), in hopes that they'll see the posting, and recognize you're talking about them, all in the name of that second chance. But, even though some of these missed connections are romantic and sweet, some are just plain weird, creepy, and thirsty. Here are the Funniest Missed Connections on Craigslist From August.
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Them Melons
Cake
I did!
Weather
Those Chicken Babies Always Get Ya
Coors Light
Carne Asada Burrito
The Way You Push That Shopping Cart...
Oh, by the way...
Creep Shot
The Draft
Carried Away By Ants
Spanking
Lingerie for Wife
Pregnant Woman in the Park (Tsk, tsk)
"You were putting on quite the show. Absolutely glowing. You laying on that field with your top down was honestly one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. I hope that child has an amazing father, but if not, I would love to meet you."
C'mon, man! And a picture, too?!