Faint praise alert. In a spoof movie that's as out of date as it is unfunny, Lindsay Lohan's one of the only worthwhile participants. Sure, her self-mocking scene with similar controversy magnet Charlie Sheen would've been funnier two years ago, when people actually cared about Charlie Sheen's antics, but at least she and the former Tiger Blood champ have some chemistry. They both also seem to be enjoying the otherwise uninspired lampooning, which is shot found-footage sex tape style and aims to send-up the Paranormal Activity movies. Even though the only buffoons who'd find their Scary Movie 5 scene funny are their agents, Lohan and Sheen's playful work together is ultimately harmless. —MB